Shame you on!

Catchy phrase right? With all the Bro stuff goin' on you can't help but notice misuse of words (giggle).

When students tend to play games, you need to get your ball in. Wanna play games? Let's Play.

Tips in checking students research work (downloaded from wikipedia, copy and paste, photocopied from works of classmates)

Tip 1: Let your closest peers/friends check the works of students. E.g. let Brorelyn Mae be the head of the checking committee.

Tip 2: Check the format of the submitted printed work:

Font: Verdana 11
Margin: 1 inch on all sides

Tip 3: Check for misguided errors.
*Deduct points for the following:
*Name was written not printed. -1
*Duplicate copies (photocopied). -10
*Duplicate copies (one work, printed 2 or more copies). -10
*Duplication source. -15

Tip 4: Now here's the fun part. Mess with your students. Write outrageous comments in their paper like shame on you. Or is it shame you on? LOL.

Sergeant Percy and the microphone thief

Maybe you were wondering how did Naida got her nickname Sergeant Percy. Well it happened a day before yesterday where she (shhh... it's on need to know basis, so just ask the guys from Rev Up, lol).

Friday is the most awesome day during the week, that is for most students and this is the day the find ways to blow off some steam. Well here's some tips to make your day.

Tip 1: Devise a plan

Invite some friends over, make a plan.

Meeting place: Rev Up

Time: 12pm noon

Venue: Seaside

Tip 2: Execute the plan

After you sought of all the necessary things to make this happen, now time to execute (bang!) .

Tip 3: Drink, lie, drink, bye

Just drink, drink, and drink. If your friends let you, tell fake lies to spice up the conversation (well if you're having any). That's how things work. If you caught some unexpected visitor, well that's up to you to decide on what you're going to do (laugh). You can take my bike and storm off.!

Tip 4: If you're a little bit tipsy, go crazy

Can I find a better way to say this, naaaaah I'll just show it.

Now there's the microphone thief (they've been selling her all day hahahaha)! I wonder where the karaoke is. And there's the sergeant with the jejeshades (btw the sergeant just arrived in this photo).

5: If your done drinking, just make a sudden plan out of nowhere (hope this works)

By this time the alcohol already reached your brain. With your half conscious mind speaking through the spirit of booze, just break the ice by saying "Let's go swimming!". Your friends may dig the idea but maybe most of them got no money by paying your drinks. So a little persuasion may do the trick here. If all is set, get some undies and boxers and off you go!

If your wondering if the plan worked, here's a peak of what transpired.

"Buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy; Ang planado hindi!"

The fast, the drunk, and the representative

Well a lot happened this day. The campaign started for the 4th year representative, some got drunk and went crazy and shit, others walked in the rain (literally), another humanoid can't get his bike started, the rest got on their bikes and just went for it, and lots of full bellies.

One funny thing though, there was a drag race between a bike and a 4wheels, guess who won?

This guy! Kinda look familiar right? (if you can see him)

You don't wanna mess with this guy (the dark knight)!

Sorry loser!

But thinking about the things that have transpired earlier, even if there's a storm that is fast approaching i'm glad to witness and be a part of such what do i call this... real life events that someday will turn to memories... memories that i will hold on to like dear life. Let's just weather the storm even if it is so much embarrassing, and to some, annoying. No hard apologies, just take it and go!

These are the things that i live for. For the others, well let's just keep our mouths zipped and fingers crossed. Well just like my companion said earlier, f*** you very much! Peace out!

Two friends getting back together

Getting back together as friends... best friends.

I'm the biggest jerk in the world (when i'm hammered drunk), making everyone shed a tear. One of my God-given talents. Three weeks ago one of my best friends busted in tears because of my arrogance. After three weeks of annihilation and s***, we're back together.

So, how did i win her back? good question.

Here's how.

Step 1: Drink to death and text each other (probably it won't be fixed but at least tantrums will go out of the window)

Difficulty Level: 2 gsm, 2 cigarette packs

Step 2: If her friends are blocking the way, do a lot of cursing and swearing (they did that to us)

Difficulty Level: 1 gsm

Step 3: Pep talk yourself! I can do this, but to be more accurate, I probably can't. I'm way out of practice and she's way too hostile for me. I must have her back. Go to her place accompanied by your best buddy, talk senselessly for half an hour, then your buddy leaves and now say I'm sorry to her and work things out. (Probably a night of drinking and vomiting is on it's way)

Difficulty Level: 2 gsm, 5 rh(500 ml)

Step 4: If things doesn't go as planned, go back to step 1

Step 5: If your getting desperate, write her a letter (any letter may do, your peers may call you lame or gay for it). Give the letter to her via your two lackies (if you have em, a driver and a messenger).

Difficulty Level: 1 stallion

Step 6: If step 5 still doesn't work, go to step 8 (wait, there's no step 8)

Difficulty Level: n/a

Step 7: if step 5 worked, then you'll be in each other's embrace in no time. confetti will fall from everywhere, and probably have the best night of your life

Difficulty Level: 1 rh

All of the things you and i have said to each other the other night is just...

legendary!

It's feels so good to have you back, wingman.

I'm awesome.

first ever!

hi!

this is my first entry to my blog so regardless of the reason of me blogging,

i'll check back on you later!

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